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LIMITED EDITION CORE FOUR STANDEE

🎄❤️ Festively Unhinged Christmas Standee! ❤️🎄

Make your holiday season a little less nice and a whole lot more Necessary with this exclusive Necessary Evils Christmas standee featuring the Core Four: Asa, Zane, Avi, and Felix. Equal parts menace and mistletoe, it’s the perfect collectible for anyone whose holiday spirit comes with a side of bloodstains and banter.

✨ Limited Edition—once they’re gone, they’re gone for good.
✨ Chaotic, charming, and dressed to kill (literally or figuratively, we’re not judging).
✨ Designed for the fans who like their Christmas stories with found family, felonies, and flawless cheekbones.

Whether it’s standing guard near your tree, stealing the spotlight on your bookshelf, or simply making spirits bright, this collectible brings just the right amount of chaos to Christmas.

🎁 Don't wait! This standee is only here for a limited time, then it will disappear like the evidence in a Mulvaney cover-up.

GET IT NOW!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

BARBARIAN

You already know Mal and Nico. You already love them. Now own them in this exclusive limited edition of Barbarian—because your collection deserves a little more chaos, kink, and killer romance.

✨ What’s inside?
📖 Same unhinged love story, shiny new package
💋 Mal and Nico, just as twisted as you remember them
🔪 The perfect balance of murder and masochism

💀 WARNING: Side effects of owning this edition may include:
🔥 Sudden urges to reread immediately
🖤 Unhealthy attachment to fictional murderers
💸 Questionable financial decisions (but worth it)

🖤 LIMITED STOCK. ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S GONE. 🖤

You know the drill—click now or cry later.

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ABOUT ONLEY

ONLEY JAMES lives in North Carolina with her daughter, her daughter-in-law, son-in-law, and a menagerie of animals, both good and evil. James splits her time between writing m/m romance and mainlining dangerous levels of caffeine and attempting to maintain her ever-slipping sanity.

When not at her desk, you can find her whining about how much writing she has to do while avoiding said writing by binge-watching unhealthy amounts of television and doom scrolling on social media.

She loves true crime documentaries, anti-heroes, and writing kinky, snarky books about morally gray men who fall in love with other men.

find her on patreon → www.patreon.com/OnleyJames